Post by rumbleroarthelion on Sept 15, 2010 12:24:28 GMT -5
Email your answers to the Headmaster to be Sorted into your House.
Sorting Hat Quiz
1. You’ve just conveniently acquired your deceased father’s Invisibility Cloak. What are you most likely to do with it?
a. Raiding the kitchens for food in the middle of the night
b. Playing pranks on Draco Malfoy and his cronies
c. Perusing the Hogwarts library Restricted Section
d. Avoiding people you dislike
e. Avoiding Professor McGonagall because you haven’t done the homework yet
f. Shoplifting from Honeydukes
g. Mostly…like, stopping Voldemort and heroic stuff…yeah.
2. Which Unforgiveable Curse would you LEAST like to have put on you?
a. The Imperius Curse (controls you)
b. The Cruciatus Curse (tortures you)
c. The Killing Curse (…KILLS you)
3. Why did you choose the answer you did for Question 2?
4. Which are you more likely to listen to, your head or your heart?
5. Justice is
a. determined by who can pay the most for the best lawyer
b. punishing people who break rules
c. punishing people who get caught breaking rules
d. a sense of right and wrong based on some conception of The Good that lends itself to morality.
e. repairing damage done, disciplining those who caused it, and deterring others from doing likewise
f. when the bad guys go to Azkaban
g. there is no such thing as human justice
6. We are laughing
a. with you
b. at you
c. I don’t understand what was funny.
7. How do you feel about the Hogwarts school song?
a. It’s hilarious.
b. I like it. It promotes school spirit!
c. What? No. Just…no.
d. I don’t care, as long as we don’t have to sing it at graduation.
e. How come they only sing it in Harry’s first year?
f. There’s a school song?
8. If you could sneak into a The Weird Sisters concert without paying two galleons for a ticket and you could be sure you wouldn’t get caught, would you do it?
9. Is it okay to lie?
a. I don’t know, but I always try to tell the truth.
b. I would lie in a heartbeat if I thought it would protect someone I loved.
c. Little lies are harmless, but you should never lie about big things.
d. I agree about the little lies, but sometimes the big lies are necessary too.
e. Does sarcasm count?
f. According to John Stuart Mill, it is never justifiable to lie.
g. Who is John Stuart Mill?
10. What shape do you take as an Animagus?
11. How much over the speed limit do you usually drive?
a. I don’t speed! The laws are there to keep people safe!
b. Oh, 1-5 mph faster is usually all right.
c. 5-15 mph faster, especially on the interstate.
d. I keep to “the speed of traffic.” Or at least that’s what I tell the cops.
e. …what counts as reckless driving?
f. I can’t drive, but public transportation is cool.
g. Floo Powder is the only way to travel.
h. I’m Amish, and the computer I am taking this quiz on is a huge part of what is wrong with our society.
12. What do you want to do when you graduate from Hogwarts?
a. I want to be an Auror, of course.
b. I want to be a Healer, because I love medicine and helping people!
c. I’m going to stay and Hogwarts and teach, hopefully.
d. Professional Quidditch. Seriously.
e. I’ll have a really well paying job at the Ministry and be able to influence policy, maybe even travel some.
f. It’d be cool to help Fred and George around the joke shop.
g. Madam Rosmerta already hired me for a bartending job in the Three Broomsticks. Please. I practically MAJORED in firewhiskey.
h. I inherited a huge fortune and don’t have to work. Or so I wish.
i. Other/Fill in the Blank because this is getting too long:_______________________
13. Professor Snape assigns you a Potions essay on the Draught of Living Death, two scrolls of parchment, due at the end of the week. How do you handle it?
a. Do it right away, and then you won’t have to worry about it!
b. Do it right away, because you have a lot to say on this topic.
c. Think about it a bit, work on it a little each day.
d. Uh, I HAVE QUIDDITCH PRACTICE.
e. I have loads of time—oh wait, how did it get to be the night before already?
f. Hermione, can I have a look at what you wrote?
g. I have no idea what to say. Professor Snape likes me all right, maybe he’ll give me an extension.
14. What house do you NOT want to be in?
a. Gryffindor
b. Hufflepuff
c. Ravenclaw
d. Slytherin
e. I don’t care.
15. Tell me one thing, anything: what you’re thinking at this moment, your favorite holiday, that incident in the comic book store with the beer and the zombies and the girl from L.A., whatever. Free for all, between emoticon/1 to 100 words long.
Sorting Hat Quiz
1. You’ve just conveniently acquired your deceased father’s Invisibility Cloak. What are you most likely to do with it?
a. Raiding the kitchens for food in the middle of the night
b. Playing pranks on Draco Malfoy and his cronies
c. Perusing the Hogwarts library Restricted Section
d. Avoiding people you dislike
e. Avoiding Professor McGonagall because you haven’t done the homework yet
f. Shoplifting from Honeydukes
g. Mostly…like, stopping Voldemort and heroic stuff…yeah.
2. Which Unforgiveable Curse would you LEAST like to have put on you?
a. The Imperius Curse (controls you)
b. The Cruciatus Curse (tortures you)
c. The Killing Curse (…KILLS you)
3. Why did you choose the answer you did for Question 2?
4. Which are you more likely to listen to, your head or your heart?
5. Justice is
a. determined by who can pay the most for the best lawyer
b. punishing people who break rules
c. punishing people who get caught breaking rules
d. a sense of right and wrong based on some conception of The Good that lends itself to morality.
e. repairing damage done, disciplining those who caused it, and deterring others from doing likewise
f. when the bad guys go to Azkaban
g. there is no such thing as human justice
6. We are laughing
a. with you
b. at you
c. I don’t understand what was funny.
7. How do you feel about the Hogwarts school song?
a. It’s hilarious.
b. I like it. It promotes school spirit!
c. What? No. Just…no.
d. I don’t care, as long as we don’t have to sing it at graduation.
e. How come they only sing it in Harry’s first year?
f. There’s a school song?
8. If you could sneak into a The Weird Sisters concert without paying two galleons for a ticket and you could be sure you wouldn’t get caught, would you do it?
9. Is it okay to lie?
a. I don’t know, but I always try to tell the truth.
b. I would lie in a heartbeat if I thought it would protect someone I loved.
c. Little lies are harmless, but you should never lie about big things.
d. I agree about the little lies, but sometimes the big lies are necessary too.
e. Does sarcasm count?
f. According to John Stuart Mill, it is never justifiable to lie.
g. Who is John Stuart Mill?
10. What shape do you take as an Animagus?
11. How much over the speed limit do you usually drive?
a. I don’t speed! The laws are there to keep people safe!
b. Oh, 1-5 mph faster is usually all right.
c. 5-15 mph faster, especially on the interstate.
d. I keep to “the speed of traffic.” Or at least that’s what I tell the cops.
e. …what counts as reckless driving?
f. I can’t drive, but public transportation is cool.
g. Floo Powder is the only way to travel.
h. I’m Amish, and the computer I am taking this quiz on is a huge part of what is wrong with our society.
12. What do you want to do when you graduate from Hogwarts?
a. I want to be an Auror, of course.
b. I want to be a Healer, because I love medicine and helping people!
c. I’m going to stay and Hogwarts and teach, hopefully.
d. Professional Quidditch. Seriously.
e. I’ll have a really well paying job at the Ministry and be able to influence policy, maybe even travel some.
f. It’d be cool to help Fred and George around the joke shop.
g. Madam Rosmerta already hired me for a bartending job in the Three Broomsticks. Please. I practically MAJORED in firewhiskey.
h. I inherited a huge fortune and don’t have to work. Or so I wish.
i. Other/Fill in the Blank because this is getting too long:_______________________
13. Professor Snape assigns you a Potions essay on the Draught of Living Death, two scrolls of parchment, due at the end of the week. How do you handle it?
a. Do it right away, and then you won’t have to worry about it!
b. Do it right away, because you have a lot to say on this topic.
c. Think about it a bit, work on it a little each day.
d. Uh, I HAVE QUIDDITCH PRACTICE.
e. I have loads of time—oh wait, how did it get to be the night before already?
f. Hermione, can I have a look at what you wrote?
g. I have no idea what to say. Professor Snape likes me all right, maybe he’ll give me an extension.
14. What house do you NOT want to be in?
a. Gryffindor
b. Hufflepuff
c. Ravenclaw
d. Slytherin
e. I don’t care.
15. Tell me one thing, anything: what you’re thinking at this moment, your favorite holiday, that incident in the comic book store with the beer and the zombies and the girl from L.A., whatever. Free for all, between emoticon/1 to 100 words long.
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